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Sup' Nerds, welcome to my blog!!ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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briannaclawson:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet


You’re fired.

briannaclawson:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

You’re fired.

  #aminals  
baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

my-secret-fucking-life:

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

You know I tried to read this ma I sa derob sa uoy era….until I figured out how I was actually supposed to read it

velezen:

i just…start a drawing and its like…ok. heres the head:

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heres the eyes:

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mouth and ears…

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nose!

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wait the nose is too big-

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wait! i didnt-

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where is THIS COMING FROM

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GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME

  #cockbite  

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

  #aminals  

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

  #IM CRYING    #my elven waifu  

Most hated signs from most to least

ladyluna13:

Virgo
Aquarius
Capricorn
Gemini
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Sagitarius
Leo
Libra
Taurus
Aries

  #oh..................  
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

sameram:

screencap redraws, thank you free-caps

what the hell is a dried up youthful fame anyway

  #DANG